We are so close to the wretched month of March being over. I'm so into seeing what April has in store for us.

Today was one of the days where I got up at 4:00AM was at work at 5:00 and out at 1:30. It rocked. I did have a good day. It wasn't all that busy. After work I went to the gym and drudged through my cardio. It was tough today. My Hamstrings are real tight and running was a bit of a bitch.

I got home by around three and from there the day was fine and it was mine. In the the evening myself and slave barb exchanged massages and we also watched 24. In the end it was a good day.

Now for a complaint. I would like to call this FUCK YOU PLANET FITNESS YOU FARCE OF A GYM.

Slave barb noticed that a Planet Fitness is opening up around here. To be honest I'm not looking for another gym but it's always cool to look at what's out there, you may be surprised. Now we didn't go to the gym and check it out but there was no need to. Slave barb looked them up on line and much to my total disgust Planet Fitness is the gym that has a no grunting policy. Yes, that's right no grunting. What the fuck is that? I bet the Motherfuckers that made that rule can't even get out of bed without grunting! I crap you negative they have a no grunting rule. Not only do they have a no grunting rule, a branch in NY called the cops on a correction officer for grunting while working out. I got news for you, if I'm lifting heavy weight and I need to grunt to get the weight moving, I'm going to grunt. If I don't grunt then I may shit, so take your fuckin' pick. After we got over that we got to read this crap about Planet Dumbass. At planet Dumbass Wednesday is bagel day. Why the fuck is a gym serving bagels? Monday is pizza day at the gym? Why the fuck is a gym serving pizza? They are also very proud that they give away over 75,000 tootsie rolls a year. They have tootsie rolls that match their colors. What the fuck kind of scam is this? Lift hard and do cardio and then pack it pack on with free bagels, pizza and tootsie rolls? Hey Mr. Trainer, I don't feel like I'm losing weight or gaining muscle mass, how come? Hmm could it be because we serve crap at the gym? What happened to protein shakes? Get this, Plant Dork Nozzle also has a no “do rag” policy. This is all because they feel that their gym is a judgment free zone. They sound pretty fuckin' judgmental to me. I feel like going there wearing a do rag, grunting, and then vomiting up a pizza tootsie roll bagel sandwich. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!