I woke up this Saturday morning at the horrible hour of 5:50AM. This was because I forgot to shut off one of my work alarm clocks. As I shut off the alarm my mind was happy to

process that I still had two hours and forty minutes to sleep. Then I thought to myself, slave paul is supposed to wake me up this morning at 8:30. That was an order, he better do it. Then I fell back to sleep. At 8:30 sharp I heard Motley Crue! What the hell? Why is Misunderstood by Crue playing in my bedroom? Oh wait, that's my phone. So a very groggy and incoherent version of myself went to pick up the phone but nobody was there. Damn that that slave paul, he hung up on me! Oh wait, those are my glasses. I guess that's why the phone is still ringing. Finally I picked up the phone and it was a way to awake and chipper slave paul. I think he tried to have a conversation with me but all I did was grunt and wheeze. Regardless of my state of being slave paul did an excellent job of following the order and getting me up at 8:30. The only question is why would such a sweet man be so rude and mean at such an early hour? Oh wait, he was following orders. Now that I'm awake I let the dogs out and then woke up slave barb. Once she was up she made a delicious cream of wheat breakfast which we gladly ate outside on the patio on this beautiful Saturday morning. The topic of discussion was is Paul Stanley gay? After breakfast we got dressed. The initial plan was that slave barb was going to get tattooed and I was going to go for my eye exam. As luck would have it slave barb's tattoo artist had to have some minor surgery so the appointment got canceled. Slave barb has an appointment in two week. So, I took slave barb to the eye Dr. with me. My exam went great. My prescription actually got better. Oh to get better with age. Then when I was done there we bounced into the city. This was just a quick outing. One store two things. We went straight to The Leatherman where I got two tickets for LPN and I got fitted for a chest harness. The chest harness is mine, it's home and it looks pretty hot! After our trip to The Leatherman we went straight home. Tonight will be the first of three nights in a row of grilln' Tonight I will be making some of Master Larry's smokin' and rockin' chicken burgers! It's gonna be good. We are staying in this evening but I have no complaints. Tonight we are going to watch a DVD on the complete history of The Plasmatics! That sounds hot.