Life as a has been or wuzzie. Yup, that's us. We are not the current International Master slave title holders so we find ourselves with some more time. That means I can get up at nine, get slave barb up and have her make a nice breakfast. We can then take our time having breakfast and moving on with our day. Don't get me wrong I love the titles but for the last two years it was rare to have a free weekend. The few free weekends that we had were spent catching up or just trying to cram as much as possible in the two days so we didn't end up neglecting house chores. No titles means an easier pace. At least for the month of April and May. June, July and August are wonderfully busy with leather events. So Myself and slave barb got up around nine and slave barb made some quick oats for breakfast. Then it was off to the gym. I did some back work and a lot of pull ups. I was very pleased with my workout. Slave barb had a real good back and shoulder workout too. After he gym we went to Petco To get dog food and then Sally's for slave barb to get some hair supplies. The real excitement happened when we got home. Last year our dear friend slave pug gave us a very cool, well made, metal hose nozzle. What could possibly be more exciting? I'm not joking this is the mother of all hose nozzles. It doesn't leak, it has six settings and some of the settings can knock you to the ground, while other settings are a cool refreshing non invasive and gentle spray. Boo-ya to that! During the week slave barb discovered that the setting called jet ( a very hot name, inside joke for a hot reader, you know who you are! Woof!) is so powerful that it can power clean the patio. There has been dirt ground in the patio that (in past years) bleach has not been able to remove. The jet setting on the nozzle is so strong it cleans it right up like magic. The Jet setting is like an angelic magic erasure for my patio.....WITH BALLS OF STEEL AND THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY THOR! So myself and slave barb spent a couple of hours outside power washing the patio on the spectacular jet setting. ISN'T THAT EXCITING? YES IT IS! NO IT ISN'T!

As mundane as this chore was it was really great. The patio looks so much better, the lawn is seemingly doing well and overall the yard is looking great. Slave barb even planted some herbs this afternoon. I just need to wait to the middle of May to get some hanging plants for the fence and the yard will look smoking. It also looks like the front yard is starting to get green and bloom too. I just need to by some mulch and pull out more Day Lillies. By night we are scary evil Leather Folk out to damage your children by telling them that accepting people for who they are is the right thing to do. We wave the Leather Pride Flag in the name of our lifestyle and sexual freedoms while accepting those who are not Leather men and women. We celebrate diversity! Oh the horror and evil that we spread by night. And by day we are simple middle class home owners with our hands in the dirt waiting for nature to bloom and grace us with her beauty.

After playing in yard I went in and ordered my zero gage jewelry for my ears. There's not too much going on this evening. The plan is to watch the movie Cruising. Last night we watched the movie Ravenous. Awesome movie. I mean, really awesome, twisted movie.